I was sitting here in my Sunday's Best, or my underwear, let your imagination decide.
And something came over me, this overwhelming sense of a need to RANT about a certain band that I hate so much.
**side note, real fast, apparently the Gunnison Prison has really lovely hold music. I appreciate it.**
SECONDHAND SERENADE IS THE WORST BAND THAT I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW.
[cause there's a lot of sucky bands out there, and I don't want to toss them aside.]
Here's a list of clues that have led me to such a harsh conclusion.
-Their lyrics are weak and useless.
[i.e. TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FAR FOR YOU. give me a break, my 15 year old cousin is more clever than that.]
-Their fans are less than credible, as far as music taste goes. [i.e. Valley girls and sweet bros.]
-The singer is a whiney little beeotch.
-They get airtime on 97.1 ZHT.
-They're too pathetic to sing about anything but some douche girl who is probably really digging the attention from this loser excuse for a musician.
-Their music is flawed and unoriginal.
-Chris Carrabba called, he wants his sound back. [cause yeah, he did this about 10 years ago]
-The singer spikes his hair like it's 1998.
I hate this band so much. SOOO much. Or this guy, another thing, what a douche for having a band name but being a solo artist, plus the bandname SUCKS. It's probably one of the worst band names I've ever heard in my life.
But I guess bands like this exist to keep the masses away from all the good bands that I like. So keep on keeping on douche, and douche minions.
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