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Where's the effin' Cure when I need them?
ROBERT SMITH!!

Dear Polo,
I thought I secretly loved you. I don't though.
Love,
Me

Dear New,
That was good. Bad, but it was good.
Love,
Me

Dear Connection,
You're fun. I think I like you.
Love,
Me

Dear Smart,
You're the one who has a piece of my heart.
Love,
Me

Dear Source,
Pre-Thanks for Breakfast tomorrow.
Love,
Me

Dear Dirt,
I hate you. You're ugly on the inside.
-Me.

Dear Dreams,
I wish we were married. Music me.
Love,
Me

Dear Self,
Tone down the road rage and get a little more sleep. It'll help the anger.
Love,
Me