Interview With A Valley Girl.

I'm no Ann Rice. But I'll do my best.

So, here I am. In Utah, surrounded by Utah girls. You know the type? The no personality, blonde, sometimes brunette, "I KNOW! RIGHT?!" Spilling out of their mouth constantly, poofy hair, obsessed with clothes and marriage, and they like totally love shopping it's their fave ever thing to do ever.

I thought to myself, I should get better aquainted with one of these chicks, that way maybe I won't be so like totally harsh on them. Saaad!!!

I met a BREATHTAKING young woman by the name of AshLyn Kelsi, she was like so darling.

Fortunately for me, upon explaining to her what interview meant, she agreed to let me do so. And also, fortunately for me, she LOVED to tell me about herself. So I started out with some simple questions.

ME: "AK, is it okay if I call you AK?"

AK: "OH MY HECK! Yes, That's totally the coolest ever relly.."

ME: "Sweet, So then AK, let's get to know the REAL you--the rel you i mean. What is your favorite color?"

AK: "Haha, Umm... Well I like, really like like pink. Pink is like way cute for suresies."

ME: "Cuuute. ME TOO! OH EM GEE!"

AK: "I KNOW RIGHT?! Haha"

ME: "Where do you like to shop ?"

AK: "Well like mostly just hollister, if I am like not wanting to spend a lot of money, and sometimes... don't tell I go into Aero cause they sometimes like have way good dels. but not like good dels like hollister where like you pay 30 bucks only for like a way cuute cuter shirt. ya know? But like most of the time I spend all my time at Abercrombie, i like relly like the atmosphere, like ya know?"

ME: "I so know. I belong in Abercrombie. SO what are your hobbies, what is AK all about really?"

AK: "Like I relly like to go to the gym. But i like to get way cute before I go. cuz you never know what super hotties might be liftin. I dont relly like to werk out or anything sweaty gross like that but like yeah. Oh and I totally like to set like at my friends and watch one tree hill. one tree hill is like seriously SUCH a good show. I like to do har. like way cute harstyles are my total fave. im relly good at doing har. I know like the best ways to tease it to get like a good amount of poof. cause like poofy har is like seriously cute. All my best friends tell me so. I like to talk to boys. boys are way like fun. SHOPPING! OH MY HECK I couldnt live without shopping."

ME: "You're seriously way orig. Serious. But anyway, what kind of car do you drive?"

AK: "I drive a 06 VW BEetle. It's yellow. Oh my heck it is so cute. it is such a cute car. Its a convertable. in the summer i love to put the top down and listen to 97.1 ZHT and wait fer my fave ever song by Secondhand Serenade who PS is the most amazing band ever."

ME: "SO, I guess they're your fave band ever, who else do you listen to?"

AK: " Well, I like like dashboard confessional, and like BSB is totally gonna make a come back. a lot of times i will listen to like taylor swift when i have a breakup or a new bf cause she soooo tells it like it is. but like yeah i just like whats on the radio but sometimes when i am way mad i listen to way heavy stuff like all american rejects but i just like people to know that there's more to me than like poofy cute hair and a nice tan, like i can get angry too ya know?"

ME: "Oh yeah, totally. Last Question, Tell me about your goals in life.."

AK: "Like I guess to get married before I turn 19, be a mom, go to har school. maybe har school. i dont know but like... yeah. OH and get that way hot top thats at abercrombie before next weekend. Oh and can I just say something ..one more thing?"

ME: "Go ahead."

AK: "I LOVE YOU CHEER GIRLS you guys are like soooo awesome and cute! you are seriously like the best. you make fill way good when im like way sad. So yeah. oh and i love my ward! except the girls with ugly har."

ME: "Thanks cutie."

AK: "I know, right?"