A Shore Thing

There's something you should know about me if you already don't, I love the Jersey Shore. I love it in all it's trashy glory. I actually didn't start watching it until the second season, assuming it would be something I would hate, because I HATE the Real World and I thought they were similiar. Then, as I was watching the first episode of Season 2, to my horror and surprise, I loved every second of it. I loved it so much I could hardly stand to wait for the next episode. So I decided I'd catch up on the 1st season via netflix. I never wanted it to end! I wanted to trade in my intelligence, wit and charm for spray tan, loud mouthery, and stupidity. I wanted Taylor to be a juicehead. I wanted to GTL NON STOP! (heavy on the T) and then I finished the first season. and then shortly after finished the 2nd season and had to wait 3 excruciating months for the 3rd season (now underway) I think some may have thought this love of mine was an ironic love. But my confession is that it is not. This is the real deal. I want to be a part of their family. I don't care that I would probably be considered a grenade. I am not DTF, I just want JWoWW to fight someone for me,I want Snooki to do my hair, I want to borrow Sammi's clothes, I want to make MVP laugh by sounding the grenade whistle, and I want Ronnie to make me non alcoholic Ron Ron Juice. When I watch the show, I get the similar feeling I got when I was 8 and I watched Grease for the first time, I was SOOOOOOO depressed that I wouldn't get to go to highschool in the 50's. I just want to go to Jersey Shore. But alas, I am just a wanna-be-indie chick from Utah.

Many people know, that I am a fan of Snooki. But most people don't understand to what extent. I love Snooki. I want to be her bff. We have next to nothing in common but I think she's adorable and loveable. I know a lot of people think she's gross or annoying or dumb. But these are qualities that I find so endearing.

Recently, Snooki wrote a book. I have been anticipating it's release but not following it too closely so I was surprised when I stumbled upon it in the store today. And I immediately grabbed it without hesitation. While waiting in line I noticed that it was a novel rather than some kind of auto-biography. I was a little disappointed, but excited anyway. And my whole point of this post was to prepare you few readers for my book review of "A Shore Thing", when I finish it.

If I can.