i’ve fallen. and i don’t WANT to get up.

if i tried to walk to you, it’d take me approximately 25 days. but maybe if i ran, it’d only take 20.

but where did i find you anyway? there’s so many unfortunate events that led me to you. maybe you’re that silly little light at the end of the tunnel i always heard about.

the world is so hate filled, and i’m a little too negative sometimes. but you make everything seem hopeful, and a little easier to deal with.

these are just words. but if i get it just right, they might mean something to you. they might even make you flash that perfect smile of yours.

i laid on my bed today, and watched the sky turn from blue to cloudy and grey. i thought about you, and what role you play in this world. you have so much to offer, and i want help you get to where ever it is that you want to be.

are you the man of my dreams? of course you are. but you’re so much more than that. you have things that i didn’t know i wanted, or could have. you have exceeded my expectations.

so far.

but there is so much of your mind (and body… well.. pretty much all of your body) that i haven’t yet gotten into. but i can’t wait.

there’s something about you that makes me want to be better, and that makes me want to let you in. and i am letting you in. i mean let’s be real here, you ARE in. please, don’t stop. and please continue to be patient with me when i can’t grasp all of the amazing things you say about me. i’ve got some scar tissue that makes it a little difficult for me to believe those types of things. but it won’t hinder me forever. i promise.

i want to make you happy forever. cause you’re the one i’ve been waiting for.

Vlog?

I am just trying this out.

Hear the legend of hot beardy. Also, try to count the that’s what she saids.

Vlog from kynslie coffin on Vimeo.

Gem.

A really ridiculous video I found the other day.
I was really bored driving home from Bear Lake.

Maybe I should look into video blogging? Unlikely, I'm much more clever via digital and hand written words.

That's What She Said.

So, I've decided to compile some That's What She Said's that I have recently encountered (whether on my on endeavor, or that of friends, foes, and strangers.)

"If you're feeling nervous about it, just put a little butter on it."

"Oh, that went in easy."

"Well, that's as far as it'll go."

"If you're not gonna take it in the mouth, you know where it's gonna go."

"Are you through yet? Cause I'm getting tired of holding this."

"I just like to get my fingers in everything."

"I tried to straddle it but it was too big."

"She forgets to swallow, and then she drools."

"Use two hands to double your pleasure, and double your fun."

"Start at the base of the rump, rub your way out, following it to it's natural conclusion."


I'll probably add a part 2. and I am definitely open to submissions.