previews, tyra banks, and other various enigmas of life.

Buckle up kids, this is about to be a smörgåsbord of blogging.

First and foremost. I would like to discuss the pressing issue at hand, previews. Honestly, I love previews when I'm in the movie theater. Dane Cook helped me better understand why when he explained that people love previews because we get to be movie critics for 15 minutes. Preview after preview we will turn to who ever we're at the movies with and say "Oh, that looks good!" or, "LAME." you know, so on and so forth.
But the real problem here, is movies that are decietful. Or in other words, all the good parts are in the preview.
A prime example of this, is The Invention of Lying. I almost walked out on that movie. I mean really. It felt like, when you're watching your 5 year old nephew put on a play and he's got it goin on in the first 10 minutes, but then really doesn't know how to tie everything together to make a good ending. So he starts making up bizarre crap (sort of like the 4th twilight book.... i mean, not like i read it or anything................................okay i did.), and you're all like, "if you're weren't so effing cute, i end this shi by lighting your set on fire." But in the movies, it's not cute. It's a problem.

the second PROBLEM, and i have to overemphasize what a problem she is: Tyra mother loving Banks. I hate her. But she's like a car accident, or a parade of drag queens, you don't want to look, but you can't peel your eyes away from the situation, no matter how much your retnas are burning.
my guilty pleasure is America's Next Top Model. I hate that watching it requires some form of supporting Tyra's career. I think my feelings can best be summed up in a small note to the Queen herself.
Tyra-
Okay. Look. We get it. You're a model. You've walked in the most high fashion shows on earth, and we haven't. We get it, you think you were homeless for a day because you think that wearing overalls and hanging out with bums for 8 hours makes you one of them. I now understand that it's possible to change your entire persona by "smeyezing" And thankfully, so does Larry King. I think my most favorite thing about you, is that you continue to be overweight to prove a point, but yet you still support the industry that could possibly be the the root of the problem for most body image issues, AND eating disorders. Well that, and your ability to be one of those most self involved human beings on earth. Looove it. Anyway, what I am trying to say is, you'll never be Oprah. But keep up the hard work, I know how exhausting it must be to talk about your accomplishments 24/7.
-Kynslie

Lastly, I love Justin Timberlake.