Pee in The Dark.

Sometimes, for unknown reasons (maybe cause i'm lazy, maybe because i have to go so bad that i forget to turn on the switch, or maybe.. i am more comfortable.) i pee in the dark.
Obviously, this can only be done at night, since there is a window in my bathroom. But sometimes, i find myself sitting on the pot without the lights on. what's really weird about it is that i don't realize that i am pissing in the dark, and this is weird, until i am midway through the pee. but then i just shrug and pray that i have enough toilet paper.
one thing i have noticed about peeing in the dark, is that if i do it, i leave the door open just a crack. this is dangerous. i have roommates. and usually if the light is off, and the door isnt closed, that means the bathroom is vacant. but, the rush of it excites me. i mean, my life is no action movie, this is as close to walking the line as i get.
peeing in the dark.